Splorch dildo

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A couple of years ago, I stumbled across an online video of a pretty gal using a floppy, hollow dildo to shove a clutch of jelly eggs up in her own vagina. But times they do a-change. Primal Hardwere is silicone sex toy maker in the US and they produce some pretty awesome stuff.

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Nope, they cater to those who find their fetishes in the world of animals splorch dildo, I do mean the canids and the equine and in science fiction. So, first off, what is an ovipositor? I have to give this thing top marks for being the most unusual looking piece on my dildo shelf. Everything about it is eye-catching, from the size to the colour to the waggling tentacles that sprout from its base.

Starting out super thick at the base, the shaft tapers down as it climbs towards the tip. Sounds like a biggie already, right? Well, it gets bigger. Every part of the shaft offers something a bit different. Thick bumps that give the impression of a spine down the back.

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Vein-like craters near the base at the front that switch to soft ridges halfway up. With my package, Primal Hardwere sent me a bunch of moulds and an insertion tool. Said tool is a must, it makes getting the eggs all up in me so much easier.

Splorch dildo

The moulds come in three sizes, the largest of which makes single eggs. Medium makes four eggs, and small makes fourteen. I must confess that I actively avoided making my own eggs for ages. Instead, I opted to use silicone kegel balls and a fuck ton of lube. See, I knew in my gut that it was gonna be a splorch dildo in my arse and I was right.

When I got them right though…dayum! The whole experience from insertion to expulsion was worlds apart from using silicone balls. All they have is the sheets. As for egg insertion… that can be quite a task. And silicone is easier for me than gelatine.

Splorch dildo

Around the time of my conversation with Primal Hardwere my fantasies were all about alien impregnation. I wanked to those fantasies and even spun one into a short story. Because the shaft compresses and opens again when I thrust it in and out, I get a sense of movement that feels kinda…organic? The stretch is super dreamy right from the off and the textures work perfectly. I wish I could take more of it in vaginally so that I could get the most of every change in the surface.

Silicone ones categorically are not. How to describe the sensation of having a clutch of gelatine eggs crowding up my vagina? The way the shaft swells when an egg passes through is awesome and then the sense of it emptying into me is weird.

Like, if I bend over or squeeze hard, I can feel the eggs readjusting their position to fit. So fucking hot to know that my vag is full of little squidgy balls. In candlelight, naked and warm and letting my mind wander into fantasy, it all becomes even hotter. Squeezing them out, feeling them emerge from inside of me and that last little pop before they slip out and bounce around my butt cheeks…ungh!!

About the fantasy and the visual and the mental effect. Prior to the first time he was intrigued, but once we did it he was icked out. As ever, I dedicate the last part of my review to cleaning and storage. Did you notice the fuzz in the pics?

Right before I took them, I washed the thing in soapy water, showered it, and let it air-dry in the bathroom. It draws in all the crap and clings to it, so however you store it, a splorch dildo rinse before use will be necessary. Thank you for this. Its rare that a review gets me flushed in the cheeks. Save my name,and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by. Notify me of new splorch dildo by. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

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